A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being
a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed, "she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a
while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed. The doctor said, "No wonder this baby
is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came ."
How People In China Queue Up
This is a typical example.
In Beijing 's railway station people are queuing to buy a railway ticket.
It is impossible to jump queue.
You are wrong if you think only the Beijingers do that!
Look at Here's how the Sizhuan people queue up.
Would you want to put your hands together?
But it's not easy to break a chain.
Here's the joke:
In Beijing a man complained that the queue
in the MTR had caused his wife's miscarriage.
Another man complained that it was no big deal
because in Shanghai the queue had made his
wife pregnant!










































































































































